March 2012
Anonymous asked: Hey. Just wondering if you mentioned being gay in your application to Georgetown Law. I'm a senior in undergrad looking at schools now. Georgetown has everything I want and it would be so great to go there, but I heard they are still kind of homophobic.
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets his keys are in his back pocket and sits down really hard.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
adamusprime:
look the only reason that i act like an elitist is because i’m better than everyone else
February 2012
