January 2011
“Our bodies are dust covers…Rip them off, and see what’s underneath.”
– Bones, The He in the She
Pet peeve: when people fail to distinguish between...
In case I'm called on in my political economy...
“As a rational actor, I conducted a cost-benefit analysis at approximately 1:20am last night/this morning, and concluded that the likelihood of there being class, multiplied by the likelihood of being called on, was not outweighed by my lack of interest in the material and desire to watch science fiction TV shows. As such, I ceased to continue reading the course materials.”...
I wish I went to Hogwarts.
No, really. Can I trade in my degree?
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That awkward moment when you realize you followed...
That awkward moment when you don't check your...
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I think I cut off a bit of my ear while shaving?
Yeah, so that happened.
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That awkward moment when you realize that you'll...
sigh.
Dear Thesis Advisor,
Please respond to my emails.
Okaycool.
Me.
That awkward moment
when you check Tumblr in class and the pictures of half-naked guys your friend posted come up in your dashboard.
Fuck society. Fuck normality. Get piercings. Get...
then die cold, alone, and a failure, in a drug rehabilitation clinic in a flyover state like Wyoming having overdosed on your drug of choice, which you bribed the orderly to bring you.
This is sound advice, kids: be irresponsible. See how far it gets you. Really.
when I walk into class late
imagination:
reality:
Gay Teenager Commits Suicide; Friends Say Bullying... →
MILTONA, Minn. - The news of a high school student’s suicide began circling social networking sites Monday morning, after the news began spreading that 18-year-old Jefferson High School student Lance Lundsten had died over the weekend. Around 10 p.m. Saturday the Douglas County Sheriff’s Office responded to an emergency call at the Lundsten’s residence in Miltona.
When...
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Shit My Course Reading Says →
You know how sometimes you’re just doing your reading for class and you come across the most ridiculous sentence, like, ever?